
No matter what anyone says there is still romantics
out there. You just have to find us. We're often spotted staring at flower
stalls for too long as we walk past, in the romance novel section of a library
and sadly what seems to be our rare breed has ended up on yup you guessed it,
Tinder.
So here are the struggles I have encountered:
If you text him something sweet or thoughtful he will
probably raise an eyebrow and think that you're too keen. Well I'm sorry for my
compliment on your profile picture, I take it back now.
Flowers? What even is a flower anymore? To me the
flowers are like mermaids, do they even exist?
The cut off. Ah ladies, the cut off. Exactly two weeks
after talking one of you will just stop replying. For no reason. Well I suppose
you got bored and found someone else on Tinder who is better looking, sassier
and has a better job than me. Yeah well, do they have my charming attitude to
life? Probably.
Never over text them. So something exciting happened
at work? You got a promotion? You had a car crash? You broke your back? Great
tell your dog because they probably do not care. On the other hand I want to
know about your day, tell me about your dickhead of a boss, your bus broke
down? Great give me the juicy details.
How does
modern dating make you feel? Let me know in the comments because I for one find
it just simply odd.
Oh man, how true. There are so few of us left in the West... it's sad. Fortunately, there are plenty of young romantic gentlemen types in Europe :)
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ahah I'm sure there is!xx
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