I will hold my hands up and admit I am sex obsessed. I think about it approximately 56 minutes of every hour, I earn a living writing about it and it is all me and my friends talk about in our group chat.
I have a month left of technically being a teenager till I turn 20 so my hormones are my excuse… but let’s be real, it’s free and it feels darn good so who isn’t thinking about it while making their morning coffee, riding their bike and even at their desk?
If you nod your head at the majority of these 10 things then you my friend, are sex obsessed.
- You think about it pretty much every single hour. A day doesn’t go by where you’re not picturing getting boned or boning someone.
- You don’t give a shit if people stare and judge you as you read 50 Shades of Grey on a packed tube during rush hour. I love reading an erotic novel and winking at people on a tube personally.
- You would have sex anywhere. A park, public toilet, a sofa at a house party. Anywhere thrilling.
- When you pick up your monthly Cosmopolitan the first thing you do is turn to the sex pages.
- Your friends constantly say ‘all you do is talk about sex’.
- You’re only on Tinder to get laid. Guilty.
- People assume you’re a slut but really you just enjoy sex and find it entertaining to talk about as you are A-OK with your sexuality. (Can you tell that is a rant trying to creep out of me).
- When someone makes a sexual innuendo you always get it.
- You’re known as the guy/girl who knows everything about sex. Like that blonde girl out of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging who is always sitting on her hands and touching her tits.
- Reading this alone made you horny.