Sunday, 11 June 2017

5 bizarre things in the news lately: Domino's shocking reveal, Theresa May's naughtiest confession, and the worst first date ever


From the shocking reveal of how many calories are in the Domino's garlic and herb dip, Paris Hilton's new hair, to Theresa May's confession on the naughtiest thing she has ever done there has been a lot of strange things in the news lately - that we just can't help but feed ourselves this useless knowledge.

Admit it, you click those unusual news stories. We can't help but feed our minds useless crap that won't make us any more intelligent. Here are some of VavaViolet's favourites that have popped up on our timelines:


Domino's garlic and herb dip has how many calories?!
The 100g big dip contains a whopping 675 calories, which should put us off but it really doesn't. I only eat half of it so that's only like 300 and something calories on top of my 7,028,383 calorific pizza.


Theresa May was a really naughty child *cough*
With the general election being one of the current biggest topics it's no surprise journalists have started asking more (in my opinion) interesting questions. One asked May "What's the naughtiest thing you have ever done?" to which the Prime Minister replied, "Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. I can't think what the naughtiest thing...," she said.
But upon being encouraged by her interviewer, the apparently sheepish PM said: "Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when... I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat."

“The farmers weren’t too pleased about that,” she added. To be fair the farmers could have mistaken her for a fox and sent the dogs after her... wouldn't that of been ironic. 


Paris Hilton has dyed her hair
I know right, who really gives a shit? But apparently, some as it's been in the news. Barbie-blonde Paris Hilton now has brown hair. Dark brown hair. ISIS are killing people on our streets but the world 'can't cope' because Miss Hilton has dyed her hair according to one news site. 


Ed Sheeran stuffing his face with Malteasers 
My two favourite things, Ed and those delightful lil chocolate balls. Ed Sheeran brought his guitar along for the ride in James Corden's latest Carpool Karaoke. But the chart-topping singer also brought some snacks along for the ride. James challenged Ed to stuff 47 Maltesers into his mouth. I was most curious to see if the singer could handle it. He shocked us all and fitted an incredible 55 in his gob before spitting them all out on the side of the road. Litterbug


A first date went tits up on national TV
Like first dates weren't hard enough. On first dates rugby player, John said one of the most brutal put-downs we think we've ever seen in the famous restaurant. During his meal with Greig John decided to pop out for a fag (who does that on a date?), John returned from his smoke break to drop a line that made me choke on my perfectly good cup of coffee. "I don't think you're attractive," John deadpanned, before the pair both agreed to cut the date short. "What's the point in staying and having a main course?" he asked.




If you have seen something unusual in the news lately that you would like us to review please send it to vavaviolett@outlook.com




Written by VavaViolet's Editor Sophie Blackman. 



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