Monday, 16 April 2018

20 reasons why women jump straight into the missionary position


Why do women love missionary so much when its constantly being referred to as “the boring sex position that vanilla people do”? Well, this is why…

1.     We can concentrate on other things like what to wear to the office tomorrow.
2.     It’s the perfect way to ignore your back hair.
3.     You can tie us up and make it less vanilla so QUIT YOUR MOANING!
4.     Our stomachs look the flattest while laying down.
5.     It’s great for dirty talk.
6.     And aggressively making out while being pounded.
7.     We’re just not that into pleasing you.
8.     Boob fondling, lots and lots of boobie time.
9.     Because we’re hopeless f*cking romantics and we want to look into your eyes, Romeo.
10.  The weight of your body makes you manlier.
11.   We feel closer to you, in every way.
12.   It’s like a wet hug.
13.   It’s a good warm-up for us before cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.
14.   We can analyse your expressions and do our womanly superpower of reading your mind.
15.   You can’t accidentally insert it into our butt. Well, you could, but that would be a challenge.
16.   Guys just look hot from that POV.
17.   Direct g-spot action is just a pillow away.
18.   We know you’re looking down there and it’s turning you on more.
19.   Leg day f*cked us up.
20.  Yes, we’re feeling lazy, okay?



Written by VavaViolet’s Founder and Editor-in-Chief Sophie Blackman.


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