Tuesday, 5 May 2020

Meet the men who broke their penises - and one sex position is the common factor


It's an injury that makes even girls squirm so you can only imagine the sheer horror a man is met with when it actually happens to him.


NHS figures from last year revealed that it's more common than we think as it recorded that 164 guys had to be treated by doctors after snapping their penises in 2019.

According to OnlineHealth, while humans don’t have a penis bone, the penis can break if "violently twisted".

The NHS explains on its website: "There are no bones in the penis, but the tubes that fill with blood during an erection can burst. Blood pours out of them inside the penis and causes very painful swelling."

And it seems that one sex position, in particular, is a common factor when it comes down to ending up with a broken penis... of course, it's cowgirl.

But what actually happens when a man breaks his penis? Meet three men who practically experienced a Final Destination scene in their bedroom and lived to tell the tale.



"I heard an audible pop"

Comedian Ross Asdourian openly confessed in his book that he has broken his penis and even dedicated the whole book to it.

The book, called Broken Bananah: Life, Love, and Sex ... Without a Penis, tells how Ross was rekindling an intimate relationship with an old friend when he experienced the sex mishap to end all sex mishaps.

He told how after a few drinks, they went back to his apartment and began to have sex.

"In the heat of the moment, there was a bit of an accident. It was an audible pop. I have broken bones. I have been in car accidents. I have fallen off a horse. I have been dislodged from an ATV. Nothing compares to the pain that I went through with this," he said.

"It basically looked like someone had taken my penis and clubbed him over the head."

Ross revealed that he and his partner were in doggy style at the time, he continued: "I had come out and when I went to go back in, just missed a little bit, and..."

Luckily doctors were able to Ross' manhood and now all he has been left with is a scar across the middle and the memory...


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"It went up to the size of a bottle of wine"

Sean Marsden, 48, told SWNS how he heard a loud crack while having sex with his partner Louise Gray, 36, as he penis snapped in half.

He told how he "slipped" while getting frisky and heard his manhood snap before it then swelled up to the size of a "wine bottle".

Sean said: "I heard it snap and I said to Louise straight away that something was wrong.

"I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn’t think it was going to stop.

"It went up to the size of a bottle of wine. It was beyond my control and scared me to death.

"The pain was off the scale. It was really excruciating. It came in waves. I could actually see where it had broke and snapped."

Sean was rushed to the hospital and given high dosages of morphine to numb the pain as doctors investigated his injuries and diagnosed him with a fracture.

Surgeons performed a “penile exploration” to repair the muscle and also carried out a procedure to repair his urethra – the tube that is connected to the bladder.

He has since confirmed that everything is "all good and working".




"It looked like an aubergine-sized saxophone"

A 62-year-old left doctors shocked after he snapped his penis in two places while having sex as it swelled to the size of an "aubergine-sized saxophone".

The patient, called Liao from Taiwan, was rushed to a nearby hospital following the manhood mishap.

Medics found he had fractured his old man in three segments, with the extreme swelling caused by the rupturing of the penis’ enveloping membrane, the tunica albuginea.

"When he was admitted, his penis was already bruised and swollen due to the double fracture," said Doctor Kuo Chia-cheng, a urologist at the Feng-Yuan Hospital, Ministry Of Health And Welfare in West Taiwan.

He added: "It was shaped like a saxophone and was the size of an aubergine."

Luckily for Liao, Doctors managed to mend the rupture and said the man will regain his erectile function with no long-term effects.




Written by VavaViolet's founder and Editor-in-Chief, Sophie Blackman


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