Sunday 30 June 2024

The best hook-up I ever had was... giving the Gluck Gluck 9000 underwater in a pool

Why did I risk my life for the Gluck Gluck 9000? I wanted to feel like a mermaid (more of a siren). I also have a pretty extreme erotic asphyxiation kink - and suffocate I nearly did (we do not recommend trying this at home or in a swimming pool, but our Editor-in-Chief Sophie Blackman has much experience when it comes to breath control play, and yes, Sophie speaking, this is one of the most memorable hook-ups I have experienced).

I figure as I am so often asked, "What sexual experiences have you had?" that now and again, I will share them here amongst the readers who kindly send in theirs, and I love yapping about my sexual antics, don't we all here?

Back to pleasure, it was abroad on holiday with a former lover. I tend to be at my freakiest after frolicking by a pool all day with a cocktail or three or five. I have written one of these confession pieces before, and again, it was while romping and taking time away from work and life. If curious, it was "The best hook-up I ever had... was on a balcony butt-naked in broad daylight."

On this occasion, it wasn't being bent over a balcony that had me remembering the sexual account for life; it was the fact I could have quickly died. Laying by the pool, my boyfriend and Dom at the time commanded me to get in the water after I disobeyed his order to put sunscreen on his back. I am a Brat, both sexually and usually (I try hard to be a balanced Brat, but it is hard). Thus, dismissing an order made by a Dom is pretty frequent; I don't particularly care for authority in any regard.

Regardless, I knew the punishment was going to be cruel. I had been a nightmare on purpose that day, and by this, I do mean sexually; the poor man had been teased and denied all day while I looked particularly hot in a petite black latex bikini and a golden tan developing by the hour.

Smirking, I gave him a glint in my eye that stated, "I still do not give a fuck," which bothered him in both the heat of the moment and under the boiling beam of the sun. Hot and bothered, he kinkly grabbed my long blonde locks that were flowing down my back and pulled me close to his naked chest.

With an aggressive stare, he picked me up and carried me into the pool as I dangled helplessly over his muscly shoulders and back. I fought, consensual non-consent (CNC) style, but it was no use; the guy liked going to the gym and would carry all my shopping bags effortlessly. 

Dunking me in the water, he pulled his boxers down to reveal his throbbing hard cock. It pinged out and slapped my bottom lip at the same time as my head started to feel dizzy, and I realised I quickly needed to hold my breath, close my eyes, and do as Sir commanded of his submissive. 

Losing the Brat Battle, I accepted my fate and defeat and opened my mouth wide to perform the Gluck Gluck 9000 to make up for my many sins that day. So much water entered my throat at the same time as his cock that I couldn't help but open my eyes to stare up at my Dom in a bid to get his pity, but it only thrilled him more.

Despite drowning for two minutes, I gave that gentleman the best Gluck Gluck 9000 of his fucking existence. Indeed, I risked my life for cock, and I will do it again for some other lucky lad one day.

To learn how to perform the Gluck Gluck 9000, read "8 steps to make a man orgasm: From mastering the perineum to the Gluck Gluck 9000."

Written by VavaViolet's Editor-in-Chief, Sophie Blackman.

PS: It is essential to add that my Dom also had a lot of experience with this kind of extreme suffocation and breath play. I would never let someone who had not, or at least carried out extensive research - and you should never either. The risk of death is genuine and has happened to many. Please do not try this at home without experience or before continuing your research.

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